A Freshman English Teacher

I subbed today for a freshman English teacher.

I understand that teachers need to assume their sub won't know jack about the subject matter, but some days I really hate passive lesson plans which say, "pass out worksheet and put on video."
On a related note, I got to watch 40 minutes the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet five times today.  Huzzah.

Quote of the day:  "So... a Kindle is sorta like an iPad, only just for books?"

Also, wearing your pants around your knees so that I can see the bottom of your boxers makes you look like an idiot.  Just saying.