I had some memorable moments today.
After reading to today's kindergartners, they got to roam around and find books to check out. A few minutes in, a little boy runs up to me with a large book, featuring a close-up picture of an alligator's jaws on the cover.
Boy: Mr. C! Look at this big bastard!
Mr. C: ....what?
Boy: Look at this big bastard!
Mr. C: ...say that again... what am I looking at?
Boy: This big bastard!
Mr. C: That's what I thought... you know, kiddo, you shouldn't say that "B" word, it's not a nice word.
Boy: But, my dad says it.
Mr. C: I'm sure he does, but that's a word for adults to use...
Little girl: (blurting out) my brother calls me that all the time!
Mr. C: ...
A few hours later, during my 7th grade art class...
Mr. C: Alright guys, I know a few of you are still finishing up your project, so I want to give you one last day before we start something new. As for the rest of you, I expect you to either be working on other homework, or working on one of the free draw prompts. And, stay out of the paint. If you're free-drawing, you can use crayon, pencils, or markers.
Girl: Can I use glitter?
Mr. C: No, glitter always makes a mess, and we're running low anyway.
Girl: But Mr. C! I need to have color! Glitter is my favorite color!
Mr. C: *starts laughing* ...okay, thank you... I need to write that one down...
I also discovered today that one of my 7th graders is a 3rd cousin. She couldn't get over how "weird" that was.