If all goes to plan, this Friday is my last day. The teacher I've been subbing for should be back on Monday, though the principal has asked me to stay on-call, in case I have to come back suddenly.
I get a pay bonus after so many days in a consecutive job. If the teacher comes back for one day, and then I'm called back in, and I get reset back to the base pay, I will be VERY upset.
Kindergartners can be fun...
Little Girl: "Look at this scary picture!"
Mr. C: *Looks over her shoulder at an undersea picture-find book* "Oh? What's so scary?"
Little Girl: "It's the mermaid! She steals all the fishes' souls!"
Mr. C: "Yeah...? And... how do you know that?"
Little Girl: "I dunno... I just made it up."
Mr. C: "Oh, okay, carry on."