I subbed for a sixth grade English teacher today.
Kids think it's hilarious whenever I can't find the flag when it comes time to Pledge Allegiance.
Student: Is banana good when mixed with asparagus?
Mr. C.: I have no idea, never tried it. Next question?
You know a school is in serious trouble when, over the course of the same summer, they lose both their in-school detention teacher AND their librarian.