Here are the highlights.
These notes are for you. Do not deviate from the plans. Also, enjoy working hard while I am not (working hard, that is).
With cold, unfeeling and remorseless love,
A) Do everything 9A is doing
B) Try not to be your lame selves
A) Do work, son!
B) Obey, [student name]
C) Try not to behave like complete animals
A) Behave: Or else!
B) Stay seated, silent, and composed
C) Try to not be the ridiculous middle-school students you are