I subbed today for an elementary music teacher.
The following conversation took place after a third grade girl saw the book I'm currently reading, Dearly Devoted Dexter, sitting on a table.
Girl: Oh, is that like the TV show?
Mr. C.: Yeah... I don't think you're old enough to know about that show. It'll give you nightmares.
Girl: It's okay, I watch it all the time. I also watch NCIS. This one episode, this dead guy had his eyes hanging out and everything and even that didn't give me nightmares.
Mr. C.: Uh huh... alright then...